Mistresses

Via the email (truedadconfession@gmail.com)

"My wife thinks I'm going away for a business trip... I'm really spending the weekend with my mistress. I can't wait!"

So, what is it about mistresses? They don't nag as much, for sure. And the sex can be OUT OF THIS WORLD.

But sometimes they get attached.

There are ups and downs to everything-- what are your thoughts on mistresses?